As is my style with new products, I buy them and use them in order to speak about their pros and cons while talking to you, the bike shop, without using a bunch of BS or regurgitating stuff that’s easily found on the internet.
Continuing with this ethos, I have purchased a few goods from our new vendor, DZ Nuts. I procured the chamois cream, the embrocation and the shaving cream. Here are a few of my well thought out, well, thoughts on these items.
DZ Nuts Pro chamois cream: This is the flagship product of Dave Zabriskie’s undercarriage empire. I have used this prior to a number of rides and races and I must say I’m quite happy with the results. A little goes a long way and that’s always good when you’re spending money on something. The cream isn’t oily, so your ‘taint won’t feel like Prince William Sound (are you too young for that reference?) The action is great and you can count on it for long and short rides. It also washes off easily with a little soapy water, so your hands and junk are safe. The only oddity was, well, it’s a little spicy. Nothing that makes it uncomfortable, but it warms more than the, ahem, cockles of your heart.